Friday, February 10, 2006
i think i have the craziest motherr ever.
she woke me up in the morning and flashed her
toto/4d paperr in my face
and started hallucinating (just like wayne)
that if she wins, she's going to buy me a house and a car.
and so i told her about wayne's
tiffany&co ring + car + house
and she just went
"such nice friends you got"
so i went back to sleep
and she called me when she reached work
and told me
"if i wint 10million, i will disown you and live happily ever after"
"ya la ya la good la"
"and if i win, im going to divorce papa and marry new man"
"omg haha yes pls do"
"and if you see my smiling like crazy and being very nice tomorrow, you know i win money"
"ahh ya la let me sleep la"
and she just called again to tell me
"tomorrow we go inside mummy's room and see if i win or not okay,
dont tell papa if i win"
seriously, WHAT THE HELL?
hahahahhaha